G-Chatting with Kay and Molly

• M: i went to type in the address for myspace, but i was thinking of josh, so i started typing j...o...and then realized what i was doing
• K: :-o
• M: whoa wierd
• K: what
• M: that face
• hmm, that last chunk of cheese i just ate tasted questionable
• K: ew
• ack
• you are always poking me
• M: you're always poking me!
• K: poking you back!
• M: you're poking my back? i thought that was your flashlight
• K: ...we neeed to talk
• its my lucky roll of quarters
• M: doing the laundry?
• K: you could call it that
• i dont even know what that means

• Kaylinn: i'm going to look at it and not buy it off that babababab
• what the f??
• there is a BABY HERE
• I HEAR BABY CRYING
• Molly: what??
• where?
• Kaylinn: in the OFFICE
• Molly: what the hell?
• don't people know the office is a designated "baby free"zone??
• Kaylinn: i'm uncomortable
• so much i cant type
• Molly: throw something at it
• Kaylinn: nor spell
• no!
• i dont want baby germs
• Molly: oh you can't spell anyway
• Kaylinn: i know
• Molly: don't blame the baby
• Kaylinn: batch
• Molly: ew they're all sticky

for the love of cat

• molly: i think i'm a bad person
• for example
• i let my cat into the back porch so she can eat
• Kaylinn: you are not.
• so?
• molly: i noticed her water bowl was empty
• so i filled it
• Kaylinn: good
• molly: i put it behind her (because the place she eats is kinda cramped)
• and before i left, i put her tail in the water bowl
• she doesn't notice because she's too busy
• i do this EVERY TIME
• because i think it's hilarious
• does that =bad person?
• Kaylinn: you make your pussy wet?
• hahahahahah sorry had to go there
• molly: just her tail
• Kaylinn: it was too easy
• molly: i know. someone had to
• Kaylinn: no, i throw stuff at rubix all the time just to scare him..
• molly: i noticed
• Kaylinn: gotta keep up on those reflexes
• molly: so you're saying....we're nice to people.
• but not to cats.
• Kaylinn: whoa
• no..
• i'm not nice to people either
• Molly: oh right

a dash of salt

• Molly: thats not what i meant at all
• Kaylinn: i know i know
• but thats what i felt
• Molly: its hard to inpterpret my meanings off the comp
• you just have to take it with a grain of salt
• which you know
• i STILL don't know what that phrase means
• Kaylinn: means "to accept a thing less than fully".
• Molly: but why salt?
• because all dishes need salt to taste better?
• Kaylinn: The phrase comes from Pliny the Elder's Naturalis Historia, regarding the discovery of a recipe for an antidote to a poison. In the antidote, one of the ingredients was a grain of salt. Threats involving the poison were thus to be taken "with a grain of salt" and therefore less seriously.
• Retrieved from "http: //en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grain_of_salt"
• Molly: oh
• ....
• thats stupid
• i don't like that at all

• Kaylinn: i want a sugar glider
• and i will name him suger cube
• i like things that are cubed
• thats why i like to hang out with you and molly at the same time
• maybe
• not, thats molly squared
• i'm tired
• and want to go home
• 10 minutes
• Molly: wow
• i want you to go home
• Kaylinn: still here
• Molly: eesh
• Kaylinn: i know!! lame
• i'm going to go home grab my bike and go to TJ
• for some NACHOS
• Molly: aw lucky!
• i am jealous
• Kaylinn: you had choclate
• Molly: yea, but it made my tummy hurt
• Kaylinn: :(
• Molly: whereas nachos would be like eating a deep tissue massage
• Kaylinn: i'm actually very excited
• no shame
• Molly: i am excited for you
• Kaylinn: ok, i'm taking off. BYE! :)

• Molly: yea seriously. That is so crazy. or you could go to hawaii
• Kaylinn: what?!
• Molly: yea kay! you'd always be tan!
• Kaylinn: Hahahahahahahaha
• i would!!
• Molly: but then how will we do all the things we normally do together?
• Kaylinn: thats exactly what i was thinking!!
• i would love to live in hawaii but then i would be so sad all the time
• Molly: plus it's so BALMY there
• Kaylinn: shut up
• maybe i wouldnt miss you
• lies!
• i'm full of lies!!
• Molly: liar!!
• you would miss me like the sun misses the moon
• too gay?
• Kaylinn: aw, how gay
• hahah yes
• Molly: awesome
• Kaylinn: how about.. not being able to hang out with you is like not having an ice cold pbr on a hot summer day.
• eh.. i could do better
• give me time
• Molly: but it's true!
• not hanging out with you is like eating a slice of pepperoni pizza without ranch
• or like playing volleyball without knee pads!
• or like riding bikes with out AA tubesocks!
• or
• or
• or
• Kaylinn: hahaha
• i'm so happy we are friends

• Molly: i got that check for 400 from PSU today
• it's technically my dad's money, but the check is made out to ME
• oooooh the temptation
• Kaylinn: OOOOooooo
• what are you going to do?
• Molly: eh. i already told him it was coming
• so i'll give it to him
• haha
• Kaylinn: hahaha lame
• why are they giving him back money
• Molly: do you realize you made a sound like when something intense happens on like saved by the bell or full house??
• OOOOOOooooooo
• thats what i thought of at least
• Kaylinn: hahahahaha
• i just laugh in front of clients
• Molly: YES my work here is done
• because they don't have a "rollover" program, so when he overpaid the tuition from last term, instead of just going towards the next term, they give it back
• it's stupid
• Kaylinn: oh thats stupid
• Molly: yea, they got all huffy because i didn't activate my higher one card, which is that PSU debt card, because thats where the money goes
• geez
• Kaylinn: i never did either
• those things are stupid
• Molly: yea. bah!
• Kaylinn: bah!

• Molly: t minus 1 hour
• i am not looking forward to this
• Kaylinn: what are you going to say?
• Molly: I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY
• Kaylinn: ok
• point made
• Molly: and perhaps i'll cry
• Kaylinn: dont cry
• Molly: nah, i can't cry on cue anyway. i'm not you
• BAM BAM
• Kaylinn: hahaha
• well played
• Molly: a thank you
• Kaylinn: just be like, what would you like me to do? payment program? work of my debt?
• Molly: nah, i'll just tell him that it was my fault, i accept full responsibility, that i'll do anything (an...y...thing) to get this thing past us
• and then i'll wink at him
• and i'll uncross my legs
• Kaylinn: creey
• Molly: haha
• Kaylinn: creepy
• i mean sexy
• no, creepy
• Molly: no youre right, that is creey. it doesn't even deserve the p

• Kaylinn: http://creativity-online.com/work/view?seed=hZ0zIBKA
• best ad ever
• Molly: whoa.
• that was amazing
• i think i saw god in those water balloons
• Kaylinn: i know
• I KNOW

• Molly: so, are you really busy? am i really interrupting?
• not that i care
• Kaylinn: not at all
• are you really busy?
• Molly: i just made some tea
• and i poured the rest of the soy milk in it, and there was a lot of foam at
• the end, so i am pretending i'm having a nice soy lattee
• but really it's the poor version of one
• i was thinking kay
• we should have a blog dedicated to our conversations
• i think people would find us interesting
• and sexy
• Kaylinn: totally! that would be funny!
• I'm drinking a sot latte right now!
• Molly: i mean, we're entertaining. we've got wit, humor, a certain air of
• confidence
• why the hell not kay??
• Kaylinn: i dont know! WHY THE HELL NOT!
• i mean, we have enough pictures of us
• Molly: hahaa
• so, what would we call this said "blog"?
• Kaylinn: "dive head first in the shallow pool that is Molly and Kay"
• Molly: ok...
• Kaylinn: hahah
• Molly: ....that's a start
• Kaylinn: dude i dont kbnow, i've had 5 cups of coffee
• i'll say anything!
• Molly: coffee or burbon?
• Kaylinn: ....i feel like there is judgement in those letters
• burbon.
• Molly: there is no judgement
• this "faux soy latte" i'm drinking is really moonshine
• i can show you the XXX on the side of the jug
• which i will save for later use as my instrument of choice at the ho down
• later on
• we can be the new jake and amir of g-chat conversations!
• Kaylinn: we need a blog
• Molly: you can be amir
• Kaylinn: DAMN IT!
• Molly: sweet
• we do
• Kaylinn: do you want to actually do it?
• Molly: are you hitting on me?