November 24, 2008
  • M: i went to type in the address for myspace, but i was thinking of josh, so i started typing j...o...and then realized what i was doing
  • K: :-o
  • M: whoa wierd
  • K: what
  • M: that face
  • hmm, that last chunk of cheese i just ate tasted questionable
  • K: ew
  • ack
  • you are always poking me
  • M: you're always poking me!
  • K: poking you back!
  • M: you're poking my back? i thought that was your flashlight
  • K: ...we neeed to talk
  • its my lucky roll of quarters
  • M: doing the laundry?
  • K: you could call it that
  • i dont even know what that means
August 12, 2008
  • Kaylinn: i'm going to look at it and not buy it off that babababab
  • what the f??
  • there is a BABY HERE
  • I HEAR BABY CRYING
  • Molly: what??
  • where?
  • Kaylinn: in the OFFICE
  • Molly: what the hell?
  • don't people know the office is a designated "baby free"zone??
  • Kaylinn: i'm uncomortable
  • so much i cant type
  • Molly: throw something at it
  • Kaylinn: nor spell
  • no!
  • i dont want baby germs
  • Molly: oh you can't spell anyway
  • Kaylinn: i know
  • Molly: don't blame the baby
  • Kaylinn: batch
  • Molly: ew they're all sticky
April 14, 2008

for the love of cat

  • molly: i think i'm a bad person
  • for example
  • i let my cat into the back porch so she can eat
  • Kaylinn: you are not.
  • so?
  • molly: i noticed her water bowl was empty
  • so i filled it
  • Kaylinn: good
  • molly: i put it behind her (because the place she eats is kinda cramped)
  • and before i left, i put her tail in the water bowl
  • she doesn't notice because she's too busy
  • i do this EVERY TIME
  • because i think it's hilarious
  • does that =bad person?
  • Kaylinn: you make your pussy wet?
  • hahahahahah sorry had to go there
  • molly: just her tail
  • Kaylinn: it was too easy
  • molly: i know. someone had to
  • Kaylinn: no, i throw stuff at rubix all the time just to scare him..
  • molly: i noticed
  • Kaylinn: gotta keep up on those reflexes
  • molly: so you're saying....we're nice to people.
  • but not to cats.
  • Kaylinn: whoa
  • no..
  • i'm not nice to people either
  • Molly: oh right
April 9, 2008

a dash of salt

  • Molly: thats not what i meant at all
  • Kaylinn: i know i know
  • but thats what i felt
  • Molly: its hard to inpterpret my meanings off the comp
  • you just have to take it with a grain of salt
  • which you know
  • i STILL don't know what that phrase means
  • Kaylinn: means "to accept a thing less than fully".
  • Molly: but why salt?
  • because all dishes need salt to taste better?
  • Kaylinn: The phrase comes from Pliny the Elder's Naturalis Historia, regarding the discovery of a recipe for an antidote to a poison. In the antidote, one of the ingredients was a grain of salt. Threats involving the poison were thus to be taken "with a grain of salt" and therefore less seriously.
  • Retrieved from "http: //en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grain_of_salt"
  • Molly: oh
  • ....
  • thats stupid
  • i don't like that at all
April 7, 2008
  • Kaylinn: i want a sugar glider
  • and i will name him suger cube
  • i like things that are cubed
  • thats why i like to hang out with you and molly at the same time
  • maybe
  • not, thats molly squared
  • i'm tired
  • and want to go home
  • 10 minutes
  • Molly: wow
  • i want you to go home
  • Kaylinn: still here
  • Molly: eesh
  • Kaylinn: i know!! lame
  • i'm going to go home grab my bike and go to TJ
  • for some NACHOS
  • Molly: aw lucky!
  • i am jealous
  • Kaylinn: you had choclate
  • Molly: yea, but it made my tummy hurt
  • Kaylinn: :(
  • Molly: whereas nachos would be like eating a deep tissue massage
  • Kaylinn: i'm actually very excited
  • no shame
  • Molly: i am excited for you
  • Kaylinn: ok, i'm taking off. BYE! :)
  • Molly: yea seriously. That is so crazy. or you could go to hawaii
  • Kaylinn: what?!
  • Molly: yea kay! you'd always be tan!
  • Kaylinn: Hahahahahahahaha
  • i would!!
  • Molly: but then how will we do all the things we normally do together?
  • Kaylinn: thats exactly what i was thinking!!
  • i would love to live in hawaii but then i would be so sad all the time
  • Molly: plus it's so BALMY there
  • Kaylinn: shut up
  • maybe i wouldnt miss you
  • lies!
  • i'm full of lies!!
  • Molly: liar!!
  • you would miss me like the sun misses the moon
  • too gay?
  • Kaylinn: aw, how gay
  • hahah yes
  • Molly: awesome
  • Kaylinn: how about.. not being able to hang out with you is like not having an ice cold pbr on a hot summer day.
  • eh.. i could do better
  • give me time
  • Molly: but it's true!
  • not hanging out with you is like eating a slice of pepperoni pizza without ranch
  • or like playing volleyball without knee pads!
  • or like riding bikes with out AA tubesocks!
  • or
  • or
  • or
  • Kaylinn: hahaha
  • i'm so happy we are friends
  • Molly: i got that check for 400 from PSU today
  • it's technically my dad's money, but the check is made out to ME
  • oooooh the temptation
  • Kaylinn: OOOOooooo
  • what are you going to do?
  • Molly: eh. i already told him it was coming
  • so i'll give it to him
  • haha
  • Kaylinn: hahaha lame
  • why are they giving him back money
  • Molly: do you realize you made a sound like when something intense happens on like saved by the bell or full house??
  • OOOOOOooooooo
  • thats what i thought of at least
  • Kaylinn: hahahahaha
  • i just laugh in front of clients
  • Molly: YES my work here is done
  • because they don't have a "rollover" program, so when he overpaid the tuition from last term, instead of just going towards the next term, they give it back
  • it's stupid
  • Kaylinn: oh thats stupid
  • Molly: yea, they got all huffy because i didn't activate my higher one card, which is that PSU debt card, because thats where the money goes
  • geez
  • Kaylinn: i never did either
  • those things are stupid
  • Molly: yea. bah!
  • Kaylinn: bah!
  • Molly: t minus 1 hour
  • i am not looking forward to this
  • Kaylinn: what are you going to say?
  • Molly: I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY
  • Kaylinn: ok
  • point made
  • Molly: and perhaps i'll cry
  • Kaylinn: dont cry
  • Molly: nah, i can't cry on cue anyway. i'm not you
  • BAM BAM
  • Kaylinn: hahaha
  • well played
  • Molly: a thank you
  • Kaylinn: just be like, what would you like me to do? payment program? work of my debt?
  • Molly: nah, i'll just tell him that it was my fault, i accept full responsibility, that i'll do anything (an...y...thing) to get this thing past us
  • and then i'll wink at him
  • and i'll uncross my legs
  • Kaylinn: creey
  • Molly: haha
  • Kaylinn: creepy
  • i mean sexy
  • no, creepy
  • Molly: no youre right, that is creey. it doesn't even deserve the p
  • Kaylinn: http://creativity-online.com/work/view?seed=hZ0zIBKA
  • best ad ever
  • Molly: whoa.
  • that was amazing
  • i think i saw god in those water balloons
  • Kaylinn: i know
  • I KNOW
  • Molly: so, are you really busy? am i really interrupting?
  • not that i care
  • Kaylinn: not at all
  • are you really busy?
  • Molly: i just made some tea
  • and i poured the rest of the soy milk in it, and there was a lot of foam at
  • the end, so i am pretending i'm having a nice soy lattee
  • but really it's the poor version of one
  • i was thinking kay
  • we should have a blog dedicated to our conversations
  • i think people would find us interesting
  • and sexy
  • Kaylinn: totally! that would be funny!
  • I'm drinking a sot latte right now!
  • Molly: i mean, we're entertaining. we've got wit, humor, a certain air of
  • confidence
  • why the hell not kay??
  • Kaylinn: i dont know! WHY THE HELL NOT!
  • i mean, we have enough pictures of us
  • Molly: hahaa
  • so, what would we call this said "blog"?
  • Kaylinn: "dive head first in the shallow pool that is Molly and Kay"
  • Molly: ok...
  • Kaylinn: hahah
  • Molly: ....that's a start
  • Kaylinn: dude i dont kbnow, i've had 5 cups of coffee
  • i'll say anything!
  • Molly: coffee or burbon?
  • Kaylinn: ....i feel like there is judgement in those letters
  • burbon.
  • Molly: there is no judgement
  • this "faux soy latte" i'm drinking is really moonshine
  • i can show you the XXX on the side of the jug
  • which i will save for later use as my instrument of choice at the ho down
  • later on
  • we can be the new jake and amir of g-chat conversations!
  • Kaylinn: we need a blog
  • Molly: you can be amir
  • Kaylinn: DAMN IT!
  • Molly: sweet
  • we do
  • Kaylinn: do you want to actually do it?
  • Molly: are you hitting on me?